They Call It Polo is a typical Australian scallywag tale of a bunch of young mates on an unexpected overseas holiday.  They have come to the end of their bush football season, and are expecting to do nothing until the next season.  But a very unusual offer is made for them to enjoy a fully financed holiday for them all, and their officials.  Holidaying in South America.  If they agree to play in a sport that they know nothing about.  Being Aussie knockabouts, what have they got to fear?